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by Mike.Ayling
Sat 01 Jun 2019, 10:22 am
Forum: Cycling discussion
Topic: Jacka Blvd ped death
Replies: 10
Views: 2332

Re: Jacka Blvd ped death

Far be it for a Melbourne daily newspaper to get it wrong, but has anybody got any idea what the speed limit is along Jacka Blvd? I don't think I've ever seen a sign saying it's 40 - and if it was I might suggest setting up a speed camera there would be one of the more profitable locations ever 40 ...
by Mike.Ayling
Sun 19 May 2019, 3:11 pm
Forum: Off topic
Topic: Federal Election
Replies: 1
Views: 1032

Federal Election

There must have been a lot of porkies told to the people who do the surveys!

Mike
by Mike.Ayling
Mon 06 May 2019, 8:34 am
Forum: Off topic
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 970
Views: 83872

Re: Jokes.

jvb wrote:When I said to my wife that I was going to make a car out of spaghetti, she ridiculed me and laughed out load.
You should have seen her face when I drove pasta.



Like it!

Mike
by Mike.Ayling
Fri 03 May 2019, 1:57 pm
Forum: Off topic
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 970
Views: 83872

Re: Jokes.

A Catholic Priest, a Baptist Preacher and a Rabbi were sitting around drinking coffee. Someone made the comment that preaching to people isn't really all that hard, a real challenge would be to preach to a bear. One thing led to another, and they decided that each would find a bear and attempt to co...
by Mike.Ayling
Fri 29 Mar 2019, 3:40 pm
Forum: Competition
Topic: Great Dividing Trail 2019 - 30 March 2019
Replies: 26
Views: 3519

Re: Great Dividing Trail 2019 - 30 March 2019

Nice to see that I am not the only bloke still using a Garmin Etrex!

Mike
by Mike.Ayling
Mon 18 Mar 2019, 11:28 am
Forum: Cycling discussion
Topic: How was your recreational ride today?
Replies: 5025
Views: 317654

Re: How was your recreational ride today?

Good report Gerry.M Unfortunately many rural shires just don't have enough funding to maintain their rail trails. A fellow KBTC member has just returned from an AllTrails ride along the Orbost to Bairnsdale and she said it was a goat track in places. Re the use of slicks, Jan Heine (who has opinions...
by Mike.Ayling
Thu 14 Mar 2019, 9:33 pm
Forum: Off topic
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 970
Views: 83872

Re: Jokes.

A fire fighter was working on the engine outside the station when he noticed a little boy next door with a little red wagon with little ladders hung on the side. The boy was wearing a fireman’s helmet and had the wagon tied to a dog and a cat. The fire fighter said, “Hey, little partner, what are yo...
by Mike.Ayling
Tue 26 Feb 2019, 5:09 pm
Forum: Cycling discussion
Topic: Super Tuesday count
Replies: 31
Views: 5103

Re: Super Tuesday count

They're doing another one this Tuesday 27th for the important sites that were missed on the 6th. As an inducement they are offering a $50 donation to a nominated charity. If they'd just give me the $50 I'd be there in a shot. My anti-depressant medicine costs $50 a carton. The $50 charity donation ...
by Mike.Ayling
Tue 05 Feb 2019, 9:29 pm
Forum: Bike Shops and Shopping
Topic: Any local shops sell Silca rubber washers?
Replies: 5
Views: 1540

Re: Any local shops sell Silca rubber washers?

Cecil Walker used to hace some Silca stuff on their website.

I got a chuck gasket from Pushys.

Mike
by Mike.Ayling
Sun 03 Feb 2019, 7:20 am
Forum: Parents and teachers discussion
Topic: Teaching kids to ride
Replies: 32
Views: 7374

Re: Teaching kids to ride

There is a new facility at Bayswater for the little ones with its own set of traffic lights but the instructions are definitely DIY.

Mike
by Mike.Ayling
Sun 27 Jan 2019, 7:39 am
Forum: Off topic
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 970
Views: 83872

Re: Jokes.

HELL EXPLAINED: The following is an actual question given on a University of Arizona physics mid-term, and an actual answer turned in by a student. The answer by one student was so 'profound' that the professor shared it with colleagues, via the Internet, which is, of course, why we now have the ple...
by Mike.Ayling
Tue 22 Jan 2019, 5:01 pm
Forum: Off topic
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 970
Views: 83872

Re: Jokes.

Frosty wrote:Love it, Mike.

Marg and I are off to Bingo at Southport Sharks this morning. I hope that I have some of the dude's luck. :lol:

Frosty.


Frosty

Did you win the meat raffle?

Mike
by Mike.Ayling
Mon 21 Jan 2019, 2:45 pm
Forum: Off topic
Topic: Jokes.
Replies: 970
Views: 83872

Re: Jokes.

A man goes into a doctor's office feeling a little ill The doctor checks him over and says, We'll have to do some blood tests. A day later the doctor rings him with the results. 'Sorry, I have some bad news, you have Yellow 24, a really nasty virus. It's called Yellow 24 because it turns your blood ...
by Mike.Ayling
Fri 11 Jan 2019, 8:13 am
Forum: Commuters discussion
Topic: How was your commute today
Replies: 50925
Views: 2921219

Re: How was your commute today

Snuffy wrote:
How exactly did someone miss the fact that there was a bright red 4x4 directly stopped in front of them?


Texting?

Mike

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